February 2012
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“OK, this time I’m going to put my checkbook here so I’ll remember...”
– Me, every single month
January 2012
15 posts
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Oh shit I guess I got a raise
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Even if every other creative endeavor in my life fails I will still have created fried salad.
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I kind of think every purchase is a form of gambling
Like when I buy produce I am basically betting myself I will be able to finish it before it goes bad
And when I buy a bus pass it is like betting $70 that I will take $70 worth of bus rides in a month, except if I win I don’t actually win anything except maybe a few free bus rides at the end of the month
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I guess my main concern about SOPA is that I wouldn’t be able to post my Kanye West remix, and by remix I mean it’s just every single instance of Kanye West going “HEH?” cut together.
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Going to write a song consisting entirely of saved tags
Here is what I’m working with:
america’s next top model
and knowing is half the battle
ALL THE TAGS
as if that is a valid counterargument
also the word goodbye is an Old English contraction of God be with you and that is oppressive
also give me a job
and that is without the violin mandolin and horn section
actually...
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$9801.69
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kitteh-neon asked: What is Fest??
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my-darling-clementine replied to your post: I’m going to start a Cure cover band but we’ll…
Boyfriend wants to start a Lord-of-the-Rings-themed Eagles tribute band called “The Smeagols” and I think you two would be friends.
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I’m going to start a Cure cover band
but we’ll only play one-sixteenth of every song
and we will be called
The Prevention
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It is time to leave the bachelor party
when someone yells Freebird
and the band actually plays it
December 2011
21 posts
paper-is-patient asked: Tag, you’re it! Here are the rules: Each tagged person must post ten things about themselves. You have to choose and tag ten people. Go to their blogs and tell them you tagged them.
Master Plan of the Day
Dress all nice and shit like I actually work at a real job
Write up a list of fictional coworkers and their burrito preferences
Take free-burritos-for-four coupon to Chipotle and pretend to order for the office
Feast like goddamn royalty
“Doctor Who first appeared on BBC television at 17:16:20 GMT on 23 November 1963,...”
– Wikipedia
17:16:20 GMT
17:16:20
I want to start watching this show but the fact that there are people who know to the second when the pilot aired is frankly kind of intimidating
Do we ever see the surface world beneath all the flying cars and space-needle houses on The Jetsons
I bet it’s a nightmarish hellscape
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Shit I better get rolling if I’m going to bring this up to an average of one post a day
Nother T-shirt design I done did
one that p-i-p is NOT ALLOWED TO LOOK AT
gertymactacular replied to your photo: For the record this is intended to be ironic but I…
I’d wear it. Seriously or ironically will be a mystery.
I’m guessing it would be about 33% ironic in your case.
So, for real, two albums next year. I’m going to try and record one original and one cover per month, and I’m taking suggestions on the covers. The list currently includes Bitch (Meredith Brooks), Deceptacon (Le Tigre), Smells Like OK Soda (Dillinger 4), and Big Rock Candy Mountain (Harry McClintock). WHAT ELSE WHAT ELSE.
ETA: this showed up on the dash right after I posted this, so I...
Can’t get videos to upload so no you will not be seeing me cover Bitch by Meredith Brooks today
crisis averted
neroon replied to your post: So if I have a coupon for burritos and chips and…
nothing says the other people have to be real
If I’m known for one thing in this life I want it to be the lawsuit that requires Chipotle to specifically exclude imaginary friends in the fine print on their coupons.
So if I have a coupon for burritos and chips and guacamole for four do I have to actually round up three other people or can I just get them all for myself
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You know what I’m going to record two full-length albums next year.
Now that it’s on the internet I can’t not do it.
Does anyone want to join in this endeavor
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Actual verbatim conversation from sophomore year...
Classmate: That's gay.
Me: Oh, is there something wrong with being gay?
Classmate: I didn't mean gay like that. I meant gay like retarded.
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Yeah I'm not going to pay any attention to someone...
because your fingers were designed to forage for berries and shit dude, not type on a keyboard
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Vote for the next LEGO Architecture model →
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November 2011
17 posts
Anonymous asked: Not only do I love your blog ( heh found it ) but I also am secretly infatuated with you. K. here we go I got this idea from a spam msg I received on Facebook lol.. I know you like me but were always way too shy to say so :3 go hit up crushmasher(dót)com (uhh it wont let me do a regular link) then make an acct there. Search for the profile 'justmeandu33' ( obv me ) I posted body...
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Man the last time I was away from home for Thanksgiving was ten years ago
But that was just because the band I was in at the time had to play a show
Anonymous asked: Not only do I like your blog (haha I found it) but I also am OBSESSED with you secretly. Ok here we go.. I got this idea from a Tumblr spam I got once lol.. I think you like me too and you were always too shy to admit it :3 go to crushmatches(dót)com (wtf it wont let me link regular) and make an account there. Then look up the profile 'gottagetme19' (me obviously) I left body...
"The Shinobu"
8 oz. whiskey
8 oz. Fassionola
12 oz. Worcestershire sauce
Combine in highball glass and serve. Stir vigorously. Garnish with twist of lemon.
So basically everyone on Quote Unquote drinks some really fucked up shit is what you’re saying
"The Wild"
12 oz. Ecstasy
Serve neat. Stir quickly.
What.
"The Rick Johnson Rock and Roll Machine"
10 oz. moonshine
Serve neat. Garnish with wedge of watermelon.
Yeah that sounds about right
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how to live like me
do laundry
find a lego and a guitar pick in the lint trap
Yeah Guy Fawkes is a pretty cool anti-authoritarian symbol I guess, if by “anti-authoritarian” you mean “Catholic theocracy”
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